Greg Barry Bass and Vocals

The wayward son of a drug addict turned preacher, Greg Barry was born under an October blood moon in Disney Land's "Space Mountain".

Barry was born 90 stories tall.

After circumsision, his foreskin was, and still is, used as a tarp for Yankee's stadium when it rains.

After dropping out of Quincy Junior High School, Barry joined Metallica's road crew as the lead bass tech.

Barry was offered Cliff Burton's job as lead bassist but declined due to his distaste for short hair and Metallica.

After leaving the dying recording industry, he began engineering a working rocket pack prototype that also cured cancer.

After several successful test flights and many cancer patients cured, the project was put on permanent hiatus after joining rock band Trucker.

Barry's bass is constructed from Panda skulls and Bald Eagle wings. His speaker cabinet is infused with the souls of Aboriginal medicine men.

Though he is an original member of the three tenors, Barry's vocal parts are well hidden and contain messages of love and understanding.

Barry's wife is currently pregenant. The couple is hoping for a delicious 16oz T-bone steak.

Fully Equiped

Greg plays a Shekter 5-string bass through a Ampeg head unit into a Fender bass cabinet.